im13u-egg:

my new pencilcase

im13u-egg:

my new pencilcase

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

whiteboyfriend:

panic! for president

whiteboyfriend:

panic! for president

daleboyle:

Remember the time Britney Spears thought multiple monkeys were inside a single hat.

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

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spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

*friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
friend: you good?
*i look up slowly*
me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

internetexplwhorer:

the gays are ruining the sanctity of marraige

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